i’m jealous of people who have cute laughs and fast metabolisms and nice teeth and good hair and can just make any outfit look good and get along with everyone and are great at sports and do well in school because none of that is me
Cheers. To Flynn Rider. The closest Disney ever came
to a realistic male character.
All the awards.
will u still love me when im no longer young and ok looking
hi hello if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today
i dont date in high school because no one is rich yet so whats the point
I never had a “boys are icky and gross” phase I’ve literally been chasing dick since birth
i really wanna kiss you and be cute with you and fall asleep in your arms and go on stupid dates but i also sort of want to light you on fire and throw myself into traffic so idk
you know who’s cute? you
imagine someone hot having a crush on you
if u have a nice butt there’s a 10,000% chance i wanna see it