i’m jealous of people who have cute laughs and fast metabolisms and nice teeth and good hair and can just make any outfit look good and  get along with everyone and are great at sports and do well in school because none of that is me

catmemories:

im just sad and lonely and bad at math

(Source: apatheticghost)

earthnation:

will u still love me when im no longer young and ok looking

hi hello if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today

(Source: cantankerouscrab)

jesuschristvevo:

i dont date in high school because no one is rich yet so whats the point

stopharry2013:

I never had a “boys are icky and gross” phase I’ve literally been chasing dick since birth

whores:

whores:

Don’t cry because its over

cry because you’re ugly

extrasad:

i really wanna kiss you and be cute with you and fall asleep in your arms and go on stupid dates but i also sort of want to light you on fire and throw myself into traffic so idk

cryingjessepinkman:

you know who’s cute? you

you’re cute

richarcl:

imagine someone hot having a crush on you

wartortles:

if u have a nice butt there’s a 10,000% chance i wanna see it